A Shelf of Memes Past Their Expiration Date

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Jun 25, 2024 7:00 PM EDT

You haven't lived until you've eaten something well past the expiration date. Most of us grow up thinking expiration dates are hard-and-fast rules-- that if you dare consume something one day after the date on the label, sudden death is awaiting you. But you grow up and you realize these dates are more suggestions than commands. 

And it completely depends on the food at hand. We all know milk is quick to spoil. You can flirt with danger but you don't want to cross the line into… spoiled. But I have a couple of boxes of mac and cheese that expired when we had a different President and I look forward to eating them. Adulthood is confusing this way. It's all about trial and error. Just like finding the right meme. You might sniff a few and not like the way they smell, but open up a fresh pack, and you can't wait to dive in. 

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    вилигиИСНЕ my new Stick
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    The Bee Gees were a musical group formed in 1958 by brothers Barry, Robin, and Maurice Gibb.
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    Me looking at myself on FaceTime while the other person is talking...
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    Where's the cat? and why is my bank card missing?
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    If you can't handle me when I'm broke, you don't deserve me when I got 60 bucks KRAZE
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    just realized i've been submitting job applications with this pfp p Public Relations Office 13:58 Dear Mr. We hope this email me 14:00 Good day! I just received this email, bi Public Relations Office 14:07 P Hello Apologies, I overlooked me 14:11 to Public
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    My friend: should I roll 1 joint or 2? Me: WE 15 20MEMES
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    When you're high as in public and just tryna act natural @TopTree
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    John Rosenberger @JohnJohnPhenom When I walk in the Olive Garden BABY NEEDS SHOP FAIR PASTA 4 OF EAST HARLEM ONZON RONZON
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    Joined a Raccoon Cult
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    me trying to signal my bestie to stop spilling the tea because the ingredients just walked in
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    Black JEEP Owners · Join Cory Allen 4d totally misunderstood the group name but I'm just Jonna roll with it. Proud new owner and I'm loving it! WELCOME ASIL 66.1K 817
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    My neighbours' balcony is stressing me out
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    Friend: "I need to get something notarized, but I have so much laundry to do. I wish I could just relax and play some bingo while getting tan, or maybe rent a canoe. Me: "You're not gonna believe this..." NOTARY Laundromat TANNING Bingo Canoe Rental
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    600 ovary @ovaryactorr Me getting a CT scan to see what was in my head when i believed you CHI
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    Of course I did it, So what??
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    Saw you in my dream last night Was I eating hot dogs? No Then it wasn't me Delivered
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    ✓ 1:49 Cursed toaster oven $5 Send seller a message Hi Josh, is this still available? Send Alerts Send offer Share Save Description Only used 3 times. Everything you put in, comes out smelling like fish. (I've never put fish in here) You ever have a fishy sandwich? Buy this and give it to someone you absolutely hate.
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    Rob Freund → @RobertFreundLaw Imagine getting fired, heading over to LinkedIn, and seeing this Matthew Baltzell 3rd+ Raised $30 MM in capital for real estate through Linkedin.... 3d- Last week. I fired my first employee. Here's what I learned. HA + Follow ...see more
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    Me watching Fallout ROT Boys shows about evil mega-corporations on Amazon's streaming service:
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    I want to be 40 so I can edit my photos like this
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    ↑ Post Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga Follow evangelicals: "you should come to my church, we have cool music and a really positive and uplifting message" catholics: ceci @tradlamb. 3d The skull of Mary Magdalene in St Maximin Basilica in France. 11:18 AM 6/22/24 4.3M Views
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    DOOM +
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    You must be so funny in person! Me in person:
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    MOTHER RELEASE ME I CRAVE VIOLENCE
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    Me taking one last look at the party before spraying pepper spray in the ac vent and leaving
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